Let's just assume I disagree
superskeptik:

Batman hijacked King Candy’s car. Accept it.

superskeptik:

Batman hijacked King Candy’s car. Accept it.

Me when I start to get turned on.

Me when I start to get turned on.

levels

angryliberalwrites:

i used to be afraid that you weren’t fully aware
of the weight of the words “i love you”
and what they really meant

but then i was shattered on the ground at your feet
and you helped put me back together
and didn’t flinch when it was messy

i knew that you knew exactly what you were talking about
when you stood by what was irreparably broken
and acted like you’d done nothing extraordinary

I just really enjoy this one.

levels

angryliberalwrites:

i used to be afraid that you weren’t fully aware
of the weight of the words “i love you”
and what they really meant

but then i was shattered on the ground at your feet
and you helped put me back together
and didn’t flinch when it was messy

i knew that you knew exactly what you were talking about
when you stood by what was irreparably broken
and acted like you’d done nothing extraordinary

i never understood
what made your lips on my neck
such an intimate affair
until your teeth grazed my pulse
and i realized 
you could tear open my throat
and make me bleed out in your arms
but instead
you chose to kiss

OH GOD

im dumb

angryliberal:

In 26 hours, I’ll know if I got the job.

I am F R E A K I N G. O U T.

I have this horrible feeling that I didn’t get the job, but everyone keeps telling me not to panic. All I know is that it is going to hurt like a ton of bricks if I let myself believe I have this and then find out tomorrow that I don’t. I don’t know how I’ll be able to face myself if this falls through.

This is awkward now.

Can we just talk about how the crotch has its own picture?

rashadsays:

Shaq lip syncing to Halo by Beyoncé at the Super Bowl. 

Also, beyonce lip syncing

dickspeightjr:

this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights


But it’s his right…and he has rights…he’s engaged…

dickspeightjr:

this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights

But it’s his right…and he has rights…he’s engaged…